Pirates Of The South Pacific

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .YJ-AV1
Message label: 86 Block id: 1 Msg. no: M02A
Flight id: NF0010
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 0745YSSY
WHLCHR 00 /00MED
ASST 00MINORS 00PAX
SICK N
SI AHOY ME HEARTIES
NIL SPECIAL RQST FAST TA
REQ ZFW NF11
ARRRRRGGGHHH
-------------------------------------[27/11/2010 18:02]

Fog In Melbourne

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-VQF
Message label: 1L Block id: 7 Msg. no: M08A
Flight id: JQ0501
Message content:-
JST501/DC2004/TC2006/26MINS LATE-NTCD-DELAY BY OPS DUE FOG IN MELB
AND PZAR RECVD 2002 WITH MULTIPLE CHANGES
-------------------------------------[02/12/2010 07:31]

90KVA Power Please

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-OGN
Message label: 86 Block id: Msg. no: 5752
Flight id: QF0409
Message content:-
/MEL.
ARI
MEL ETAB 21:40
WH/CH 00 UN/MNR 00
HI NEED GND PWR ON ARR. PREFER GTE WITH 90
KVA GND PWR
-------------------------------------[02/12/2010 07:58]

The Qantas Poet Laureate

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-OGJ
Message label: 86 Block id: Msg. no: 0445
Flight id: QF0505
Message content:-
/SYD.
ARI SYD ETAB 21:37
WH/CH 00 UN/MNR 00
HOLDING HOLDING TO THE NORTH.
WHO KNOWS WHEN WE'LL SALLY FORTH.
-------------------------------------[02/12/2010 08:05]

They Don't Know Their Own Engineering Frequecy ?

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-EBA
Message label: 87 Block id: 9 Msg. no: M68A
Flight id: JQ7991
Message content:-
JST7991 ETA0035
REQUEST ALLOCATED BAY AND ENGINEERING FREQ IF YOU KNOW IT. ACK
-------------------------------------[02/12/2010 10:36]

More Power Requirements !

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-OGN
Message label: 86 Block id: Msg. no: 4957
Flight id: QF0524
Message content:-
/BNE.
ARI
BNE ETAB 02:35
WH/CH 01 UN/MNR 00
COPY 23 THAT GTE ONLY 65KVA EXPECT DELAY FOR DEPARTURE NXT FLT
-------------------------------------[02/12/2010 12:50]

Both of those from VH-OGN too.

Obviously had a dead APU. :)

Another Can For Engineering ?

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .ZK-ZQB
Message label: 86 Block id: 5 Msg. no: M09A
Flight id: QF0142
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 2258YSSY
WHLCHR / MED
ASST 01MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI HI FOR ENG
RH REAR TOILET US
CREW CHANGE
-------------------------------------[03/12/2010 09:16]

Flight Level Variation

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-VGO
Message label: 1L Block id: 6 Msg. no: M46A
Flight id: JQ0816
Message content:-
2JWS FILED ATC LEVEL WAS FL370.
ATC HADFL350 IN THEIRSYSTEM.
Name Withheld SYD
-------------------------------------[03/12/2010 16:59]

Captain Abbreviation

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-OGF
Message label: 86 Block id: Msg. no: 4642
Flight id: QF0504
Message content:-
/BNE.
ARI
BNE ETAB 21:40
WH/CH 00 UN/MNR 00
HIACAOKCUSOON..
(Hi Aircraft OK See You Soon)
-------------------------------------[13/12/2010 07:46]

Airline Food

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-OGS
Message label: 86 Block id: Msg. no: 0849
Flight id: QF0004
Message content:-
/SYD.
ARI
SYD ETAB 06:35
WH/CH 01 UN/MNR 00
ALSO F/A Name Withheld SICK WITH VOMITING.
-------------------------------------[13/12/2010 17:09]

Technology ?

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-EBD
Message label: 87 Block id: 7 Msg. no: M53A
Flight id: JQ0003
Message content:-
GDAD.
ETA 1645. DLY 3 MIN DUE PAX SEATING.
FPL UPLINK SUCCESSFUL AFTER SEVERAL ATTEMPTS.
UNABLE TO GET WIND UPLINK AFTER SEVERAL ATTEMPTS.
PLS ACK.
-------------------------------------[13/12/2010 18:43]

Going The Extra Mile

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .9V-SQG
Message label: H1 Block id: 7 Msg. no: 000A
Flight id: SQ0263
Message content:-
#T0B/MELKDSQ MELKOSQ.PDPRI- SEAT CHANGE
PSGRS Name Withheld (FAMILY OF 2 + 1 INF) - REFLECTED AS HAVING REQUESTED FOR BASSINET SEAT BUT WAS NOT ALLOCATED ONE EX-SYD DUE TO BASSINET SEATS OCCUPIED BY TRANSIT PSGRS FROM S
-------------------------------------[17/12/2010 10:17]

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .9V-SQG
Message label: H1 Block id: 8 Msg. no: 000B
Flight id: SQ0263
Message content:-
#T0BIN-MEL. KINDLY DAPO AND EFFECT SEAT CHANGE TO BASSINET ROW EX-MEL-SIN OR IF NOT POSSIBLE, TO A ROW OF 03 SEATS.
THANK YOU N REGARDS
-------------------------------------[17/12/2010 10:17]

ACARS 2nd Language

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .CC-CQF
Message label: 80 Block id: 8 Msg. no: M47A
Flight id: LA0800
Message content:-
3A01 OPSCTL 0800/16 YSSY/NZAA .CC-CQF
SOLICITO ME ENVIEN ED03 DE ULTIMA ESTIBA DADO PAXS EMBARCADO POST AL CIERRE DE Q PUERTAS

Loose Translation : ASK ME ENVIEN ED03 ULTIMA STOWAGE GIVEN PAXS EMBARKED POST AT THE END OF Q Doors

-------------------------------------[17/12/2010 10:38]

Tailgating

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .C-FIUF
Message label: 4R Block id: 8 Msg. no: M69A
Flight id: AC0034
Message content:-
C311 2 MOD TURB REPORT AT 310 TO 350 FRM TRAFFIC AHEAD STAYING AT 290 FOR KNOW
-------------------------------------[17/12/2010 13:07]

New Years Rush

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .N710DN
Message label: 80 Block id: 6 Msg. no: M65A
Flight id: DL0016
Message content:-
3401/31 YSSY/KLAX .N710DN
THERE WAS COGESTION IN THE RAMP WHICH DELAYED PUSHBACK.
GROUND CREW DID A GREAT TURNAROUND.
-------------------------------------[31/12/2010 12:41]

Kiwi New Year Celebrations ?

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .ZK-NCJ
Message label: 86 Block id: 1 Msg. no: M01A
Flight id: NZ4324
Message content:-
/SYD.
ARI
SYD ETAB 06:15
WH/CH 00 UN/MNR 00
HI REQ CATERING 81 ICE CREAM
-------------------------------------[31/12/2010 16:39]

Delete please