Lucky I did do that favour for the boss, things could have gotten uglier than first thought - came home to find two *****s trying to break in to my place fortunately my golf clubs are always close by and the sight of a Taylor Made driver wielding madmen were enough to see them decamp.. to the next door neighbour balcony...
Unbeknown to them as the only way out of the building is over the fence of my balcony from whence they had arrived earlier...
The local constabulatory were more than happy to assist in their removal...
The story they gave to counstable plod were quite amusing and where met with a rapture of laughter from all involved...