[Grahame Hutchison]

Is There A Plumber On Board ?

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .9V-SVG
Message label: H1 Block id: 3 Msg. no: 000A
Flight id: SQ0282
Message content:-
#T0B/SINEESQ SINERSQ SINETSQ.RE:TOILET DEFECTS
-01 JCL TOILET & 02 YCL TOILETS FLUSHING SYSTEM ARE DOWN,
-ALL 03 TOILET BOWLS ARE CHOKED.
-NO FLUSHING SOUND HEARD WHEN FLUSH BUTTONS ARE DEPRESSED,
-PLS ADVISE
-------------------------------------[19/12/2008 02:12]

What's That Vapour Trail From The Port Wing ?

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .N119UA
Message label: 5Z Block id: 6 Msg. no: M92A
Flight id: UA0827
Message content:-
/LM LAXMEL DID YOU GET OUR MSG
ABOUT THE DIF BTWN CALC AND TOT FUEL...
NOW UP TO 4.3 DIF.
-------------------------------------[19/12/2008 08:16]

Engineering: There's A Spare Roll In The Little Room Behind The Cockpit

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-OGS
Message label: 86 Block id: Msg. no: 2203
Flight id: QF0409
Message content:-
/MEL.
ARI
MEL ETAB 22:10
WH/CH 00 UN/MNR 00
REQ REPLACE ACARS PRINTER PAPER PLSE. CHEERS.
-------------------------------------[19/12/2008 08:22]

Sounding A Little More Concerned About The Fuel

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .N119UA
Message label: 5Z Block id: 0 Msg. no: M95A
Flight id: UA0827
Message content:-
/LM LAXMEL WE HAVE DEVELOPED A LARGE DIFF IN CALC VS
TOTAT FUEL ON PGOG PGE AT 2021Z TOT-65.0 CALC
69.2 SPLIT HAS SLOWLY GROWN.
WHAT YA THINK...
-------------------------------------[19/12/2008 08:31]

No Problem, They're A 7th State Passenger

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .ZK-NCK
Message label: 87 Block id: 8 Msg. no: M66A
Flight id: NZ0321
Message content:-
3A01 OPSCTL 0321/19 NZAA/YSSY .ZK-NCK
APAX
PAX G?????? A????? MS SEAT 13B HAS LOST HER
PASSPORT. CLD U ASSIST TKS. WE WILL ADVISE NZ SYD
-------------------------------------[19/12/2008 17:15]

Try Lastminute.com

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-EBB
Message label: 87 Block id: 7 Msg. no: M04A
Flight id: JQ0003
Message content:-
ALSO WOULD LIKE 2 CONFIRM ACCOM FOR LAST MINUTE
FLIGHT ATTENDANT. 4 ARRIVAL HNL.
-------------------------------------[19/12/2008 18:47]