ACARS Verbals 2010

[Grant Smith]

Originally Posted by Grahame Hutchison

The PPRuNe thread has had 739 views, my ACARS Verbals 2009 thread had 15,879 views, so who is the nutter ?

Grahame,

Wouldn't that depend on the way you look at it?

It could well be argued that due to your high volume of views in your ACARS Verbals 2009 thread, that you may well be a nutter

[Grahame Hutchison]

Agreed, but it's a fine, fine line between nutter and legend !

NB: The 15,879 views are not all mine, so there are hundreds of other potential nutters out there.

[Grahame Hutchison]

But Are They Happy Hidehi Campers ?

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-OGT
Message label: 86 Block id: Msg. no: 4532
Flight id: QF0055
Message content:-
/AKL.
ARI
AKL ETAB 01:15
WH/CH 02 UN/MNR 00
HIDEHI CAMPERS.. ALL GOOD AND ON TIME.
-------------------------------------[23/02/2010 09:45]

[Grahame Hutchison]

Sounds Like Two Meals For The Guys Up Front

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: (ZK-OJI
Message label: 14 Block id: 9 Msg. no: M10A
Flight id: NZ0181
Message content:-
--AIR02NZCHYSSY211001000000NNN
L1
L2
----------
HI. CAN U PLSE PASS ON 2 CATERING THAT WE NEED 2 J CLASS MEAL COMPLETE WITH TRAYS ETC.
-------------------------------------[25/02/2010 07:28]

First Time I Have Seen This One

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-VXF
Message label: 86 Block id: 3 Msg. no: M24A
Flight id: QF0508
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 2240YBBN
WHLCHR / MED
ASST MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI 1 PIC
ENG 1 GPS U/S
-------------------------------------[25/02/2010 08:54]

Would Have Thought Checkin Would Have Handled Legality Of O2

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .ZK-OJD
Message label: 87 Block id: 6 Msg. no: M26A
Flight id: NZ0104
Message content:-
.DELAY.
0100YSSYNZAA
4 MIN DELAY OFF BLX DUE DISCUSSION BETWEEN CREW CONCERNING A PAX O2 BTTLE BEING LEGAL.
-------------------------------------[25/02/2010 11:56]

[Grahame Hutchison]

I Am Still Thinking About This One ?

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-VYL
Message label: 86 Block id: 7 Msg. no: M26A
Flight id: QF0953
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 0013YSCB
WHLCHR 01 / MED
ASST MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI HI MUM. HOME EARLY WITH 1 NON-DANCER. TA.
-------------------------------------[09/03/2010 10:40]

APU Cactus On New Aircraft

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .ZK-ZQC
Message label: 86 Block id: 5 Msg. no: M21A
Flight id: QF0044
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 0925YSSY
WHLCHR 01 / MED
ASST MINORS 01PAX
SICK N
SI HI QF SYD REQUIRE GROUND POWER ON ARRIVAL APU U/S
-------------------------------------[09/03/2010 19:44]

Next They Will Want Valet Service

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-OGS
Message label: 86 Block id: Msg. no: 3502
Flight id: QF0487
Message content:-
/MEL.
ARI
MEL ETAB 10:25
WH/CH 00 UN/MNR 00
HI MEL...REQ PRIMO PARKING PLZZ...
-------------------------------------[09/03/2010 20:34]

[Fred C]

Originally Posted by Grahame Hutchison

First Time I Have Seen This One

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-VXF
Message label: 86 Block id: 3 Msg. no: M24A
Flight id: QF0508
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 2240YBBN
WHLCHR / MED
ASST MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI 1 PIC
ENG 1 GPS U/S

Translates as Attention engineering we have one Global Positioning system unserviceable.

[Fred C]

Originally Posted by Grahame Hutchison

I Am Still Thinking About This One ?

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-VYL
Message label: 86 Block id: 7 Msg. no: M26A
Flight id: QF0953
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 0013YSCB
WHLCHR 01 / MED
ASST MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI HI MUM. HOME EARLY WITH 1 NON-DANCER. TA.

One wheelchair bound person?

[Grahame Hutchison]

Hopefully not Fred, QF crew are usually quite formal about wheelchair requirements, and I must say amazingly helpful in organising support for disabled people.

[Grahame Hutchison]

Status Report

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .C-FNND
Message label: 4R Block id: 4 Msg. no: M17A
Flight id: AC0033
Message content:-
C311 2 WE HV JUST RECVD A HEADNG OF 180. THEYR VECTORNG US FR A VOR 16. T/D STILL EXPEC 2337Z
-------------------------------------[10/03/2010 10:05]

Landing Instructions ?

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .ZK-NCG
Message label: 87 Block id: 2 Msg. no: M67A
Flight id: NZ5162
Message content:-
MOC NZ102 10/3
ATT. Name Withheld
HI. PLSE CONFIRM WHY U WOULD LIKE US TO AUTOLAND WHEN A/LAND CURRENT. THANKS
-------------------------------------[10/03/2010 10:44]

It's A Long Waypoint To Pudong !

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .N409MC
Message label: H1 Block id: 5 Msg. no: F03A
Flight id: 5Y7521
Message content:-
#M1BREQPWI/WQ380.400.420.440:GLF.RIC.BOYSY.MISIT.MDG.WLG.ONIV I.AKLET.VILOL.TAVEV.
SARIK.TASHA.RUVAP.EGORE.DUMAV.IGOPO.GUTEV.AMN.DULO N.PEDNO.SEBUL.COT.ALDIN.NANAS.
GULFO.IOO.LAMBO.TAPER.IBAGO.LIP.MIA.VOTAS.OLIVA.C
-------------------------------------[10/03/2010 10:49]

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .N409MC
Message label: H1 Block id: 6 Msg. no: F03B
Flight id: 5Y7521
Message content:-
#M1BIA.TADEL.BIGBI.TAREM.AVMUP.MUMOT.NOMAN.SOUSA.D OTMI.BEBEM.SWA.IKATA.XLN.FQG.
LJG.RUPOX.DST.SHZ.NGB.BAVIK.ATRIP.ZSPD/DQ440F07E
-------------------------------------[10/03/2010 10:49]

Watch Out For Those ATC Guys

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-OGV
Message label: 86 Block id: 4 Msg. no: M30A
Flight id: QF0453
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 0730YMML
WHLCHR / MED
ASST MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI ENG SAFE HAND IN A51
ON TIME....UNTIL ATC GETS A HOLD OF US. RGDS
-------------------------------------[10/03/2010 17:35]

[Grahame Hutchison]

Obviously Not Flying Over South West Queensland


ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-VXG
Message label: 86 Block id: 7 Msg. no: M56A
Flight id: QF0507
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 2210YSSY
WHLCHR 02 / MED
ASST MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI GDAY
FOR ENGINEERING
NO WATER IN GALLEYS OR TOILETS
-------------------------------------[16/03/2010 09:01]

Sounds Like The Pope Was On Board

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-VXN
Message label: 86 Block id: 6 Msg. no: M37A
Flight id: QF0616
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 0305YBBN
WHLCHR / MED
ASST MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI HI... RQST A PEEPELMUVA TA
-------------------------------------[16/03/2010 13:23]