ACARS Verbals 2010 - Page 6

Grahame Hutchison · #51 28th May 2010, 07:17 PM

The Qantas Poet Laureate

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-OGH
Message label: 86 Block id: Msg. no: 2920
Flight id: QF0539
Message content:-
/SYD.
ARI
SYD ETAB 07:12
WH/CH 00 UN/MNR 00
FLYING SOUTH AT RAPID SPEED.
ON ARRIVAL WE HAVE NO NEED.
-------------------------------------[28/05/2010 16:47]

Grahame Hutchison · #52 29th May 2010, 08:56 AM

Need To Keep Those PAX Out

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .N127UA
Message label: 5Z Block id: 7 Msg. no: M53A
Flight id: UA0863
Message content:-
/71 SFOSYD 0\FLT DECK BARRIER DIFFICULT TO LOCK INTO PLACE.
/71 SFOSYD 0\LEFT UPPER DECK DOOR HAS SMALL HATCH ON SLIDE PACK THAT WILL NOT CLOSE.
-------------------------------------[29/05/2010 05:50]

Grahame Hutchison · #53 2nd June 2010, 07:25 PM

Order More Sick Bags - It's A Long Way To Buenos Aires

ACARS mode: B Aircraft reg: .VH-VXT
Message label: 86 Block id: 1 Msg. no: M17A
Flight id: QF0501
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 2125YSSY
WHLCHR / MED
ASST MINORS 01PAX
SICK N
SI FOR INFO...PAX IN Seat Withheld BOOKED ON BUENOS AIRES SERVICE HAS BEEN SICK MOST OF THIS FLIGHT...
-------------------------------------[02/06/2010 06:51]

Engineering - Help ?

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-VQJ
Message label: 1L Block id: 0 Msg. no: M11A
Flight id: JQ0721
Message content:-
JST721 2OPS 4M WATCH REQEST ENGINEER ON ARR HBA
L2 INDICATION AIRBOURNE
L2 INDICATING OPEN AIRBOURNE NOW CLEARED
-------------------------------------[02/06/2010 08:22]

A Flight Plan Really Does Help

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-OGR
Message label: 86 Block id: Msg. no: 5522
Flight id: QF0513
Message content:-
/SYD.
ARI
SYD ETAB 01:35
WH/CH 00 UN/MNR 00
WE NEED A FLT PLAN FOR QF526. TO THE GATE PLEASE.
-------------------------------------[02/06/2010 11:09]

Turbulence Or Turbulent PAX

ACARS mode: C Aircraft reg: .N197UA
Message label: 5Z Block id: 5 Msg. no: M54A
Flight id: UA0840
Message content:-
/71 MELSYD 0\
BROKEN GLASS IN UPPERDECK GALLEY.. NEEDS TO BE CLEANED..
-------------------------------------[02/06/2010 12:10]

One Easy Rider

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: 6VH-VYJ
Message label: 86 Block id: 2 Msg. no: M38A
Flight id: QF0926
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 0635YBCS
WHLCHR / MED
ASST MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI HEY Name Withheld CAN U PLS FIRE UP THE VW FOR 1 RIDER
-------------------------------------[02/06/2010 14:03]

An Italian Texan ?

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-ZXC
Message label: 86 Block id: 3 Msg. no: M23A
Flight id: QF0576
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 0550YMML
WHLCHR / MED
ASST MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI HOWDY. NO REQS.
CIAO...
-------------------------------------[02/06/2010 15:07]

Ciao Boy Again

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-VXD
Message label: 86 Block id: 2 Msg. no: M62A
Flight id: QF0624
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 0710YBBN
WHLCHR 00 / MED
ASST MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI GDAY.GOOD JET. NIL REQ. CIAO...
-------------------------------------[02/06/2010 16:25]

Grahame Hutchison · #54 6th June 2010, 05:26 PM

Freeloaders ?

ACARS mode: Aircraft reg: .VH-VXS
Message label: 86 Block id: 4 Msg. no: M36A
Flight id: QF0121
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 0156NZQN
WHLCHR / MED
ASST MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI HI. 3 TECH AND 7 FA FOR RTN.
-------------------------------------[06/06/2010 09:51]

Grahame Hutchison · #55 13th June 2010, 09:19 PM

We Will See This A Lot over The Next Few Weeks ...

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .N705DN
Message label: 80 Block id: 7 Msg. no: M35A
Flight id: DL0017
Message content:-
/ATLXGDL.3A02/11 KLAX/YSSY .N705DN
REQ USA/ENGLAND SOCCER SCORE. THX
-------------------------------------[13/06/2010 06:25]

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .ZK-NCK
Message label: 87 Block id: 6 Msg. no: M43A
Flight id: NZ1612
Message content:-
3A01 OPSCTL 1612/12 NZAA/YSSY .ZK-NCK
DESP
QUITE KEEN ON RESULT OF USA ENGLAND MATCH. TAH
-------------------------------------[13/06/2010 08:06]

Crew From The Deep South

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-ZXD
Message label: 86 Block id: 6 Msg. no: M31A
Flight id: QF0540
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 0837YBBN
WHLCHR 01 / MED
ASST MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI EVENIN YAWLS.
A/C GOOD. REQ 1 EXTRA W/C IF PARKING ON SATELLITE.
THANKS.
-------------------------------------[13/06/2010 17:40]

Grahame Hutchison · #56 27th June 2010, 10:06 PM

Bleeding Fault

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-VQB
Message label: 1L Block id: 1 Msg. no: M11A
Flight id: JQ0509
Message content:-
JQ509/AIR-ENG2 BLEED FAULT PLS ADVISE ENGINEERS IN MEL. ETA 0236Z.
-------------------------------------[27/06/2010 11:40]

And An Apple For The Teacher ?

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-OGL
Message label: 86 Block id: Msg. no: 5222
Flight id: QF0431
Message content:-
/MEL.
ARI
MEL ETAB 03:45
WH/CH 01 UN/MNR 00
HOWDY. HAVE LATE NOTE FROM MUM. SEE YA SOON. LUV US XOXOXO
-------------------------------------[27/06/2010 12:52]

Scores Please

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .DQ-FJL
Message label: 80 Block id: 3 Msg. no: M20A
Flight id: FJ0910
Message content:-
3A01 OPSCTL 0910/27 YSSY/NFFN .DQ-FJL
BULA-RQST FIJI/SAMOA GAME UPDATE
-------------------------------------[27/06/2010 13:51]

Grahame Hutchison · #57 2nd July 2010, 07:40 PM

Did They Try Lost Property ?

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-VXM
Message label: 86 Block id: 9 Msg. no: M48A
Flight id: QF0529
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 0455YSSY
WHLCHR 00 /00MED
ASST 00MINORS 00PAX
SICK N
SI GDAY. WHERE CAN WE FIND QF538. THANKS.
-------------------------------------[02/07/2010 14:14]

No problem On US Air
They Have Maggots In The Overhead Lockers

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .ZK-OJI
Message label: 87 Block id: 1 Msg. no: M41A
Flight id: NZ0149
Message content:-
SYDAFXH
0100NZWNYSSY
HI. CAN WE PLS ORDER 2 MORE VEGE MEALS FOR NZ186 SYD-CHC OF GATE 63 THANKS
-------------------------------------[02/07/2010 16:48]

Pommie Captain ?

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-ZXG
Message label: 86 Block id: 0 Msg. no: M49A
Flight id: QF0459
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 1000YMML
WHLCHR 00 / MED
ASST MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI ALL SOOPER
FUEL 10.4
BRN 5.4
-------------------------------------[02/07/2010 19:06]

Grahame Hutchison · #58 4th July 2010, 10:05 PM

Make It New Zealand Ice Cream

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .ZK-OJN
Message label: 87 Block id: 2 Msg. no: M13A
Flight id: NZ0145
Message content:-
YSSYA
0100NZWNYSSY
PASS ONTO CATERING REQUIRE 8 ICECREAMS FOR BUSSINESS CLASS FOR ZQN SECTOR PLEASE
-------------------------------------[04/07/2010 07:31]

Delays, Delays

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .ZK-NCG
Message label: 87 Block id: 9 Msg. no: M96A
Flight id: NZ5433
Message content:-
.DELAY.NZ104 04/07
CARGO DOOR CLOSED 1 MIN B4 DEP.TIME.NO TUG WHEN CALLED 4 PUSH. WHEN TUG CONNECTED 3 MINS LATER TOLD TO HOLD.
-------------------------------------[04/07/2010 12:04]

More Tug Problems

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-EBK
Message label: 87 Block id: 0 Msg. no: M06A
Flight id: JQ0037
Message content:-
HI.JQ37 O/BLOX 0720Z.
DELAY DUE U/S TUG.
ETA 1415Z.
PLSE ACK.REGARDS.
-------------------------------------[04/07/2010 17:51]

More Delays

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-VQD
Message label: 1L Block id: 5 Msg. no: M83A
Flight id: JQ0205
Message content:-
JST205 DC0800 TC0802DELAY 7MIN DUE LAST MIN NO-SHOWS AND OFF LOAD BAGS.
-------------------------------------[04/07/2010 18:27]

Right To The Point

ACARS mode: S Aircraft reg: .VH-ZXA
Message label: 86 Block id: 4 Msg. no: M03A
Flight id: QF0548
Message content:-
ARI
ETAB 1045YBBN
WHLCHR / MED
ASST MINORS PAX
SICK N
SI EEEVENING. DONT NEED NOTHEN
-------------------------------------[04/07/2010 19:54]

What Was The Celebration ?

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .ZK-NCK
Message label: 87 Block id: 4 Msg. no: M15A
Flight id: NZ1665
Message content:-
3A01 OPSCTL 1665/04 YSSY/NCRG .ZK-NCK
Name Withheld ON TIME INTO RAR 1500Z ALL INSPECTIONS DONE.
CHAMPAGNE POPPED.. Name Withheld
-------------------------------------[04/07/2010 20:03]

Russell D · #59 11th July 2010, 12:13 PM

Quote:

And An Apple For The Teacher ?

ACARS mode: 2 Aircraft reg: .VH-OGL
Message label: 86 Block id: Msg. no: 5222
Flight id: QF0431
Message content:-
/MEL.
ARI
MEL ETAB 03:45
WH/CH 01 UN/MNR 00
HOWDY. HAVE LATE NOTE FROM MUM. SEE YA SOON. LUV US XOXOXO
-------------------------------------[27/06/2010 12:52]

Haha. For some reason this is one of the funniest ones I've read. Keep up the awesome work Grahame

Robert S · #60 12th July 2010, 11:58 PM

You have to wonder sometimes if anyone ever tries to get themselves featured here.