Which Airline?

[Graham B]

This wouldnt be true would it?

A man sitting at a bar at Sydney International Airport noticed a really beautiful woman sitting next to him.

He thought to himself: 'Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be an off duty flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?'

Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan:

'Love to fly and it shows?'

She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself:

'Damn, she doesn't work for Delta.'

A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again,

'Something special in the air?'

She gave him the same confused look.

He mentally kicked himself, and scratched Singapore Airlines off the list.

Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan:

'Smooth as Silk.'

This time the woman turned on him and said:

'What the f#%k do you want?'

The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said 'Ahhhhh, Jetstar..!'

Graham B

[Greg F]

ha ha, I would have Said Qantas personally

last time i flew them I was very disappointed at their attitudes, they didn't want to be there

[Bernie P]

Last Nov, I flew Jetstar to Bali. Trip over, staff were fantastic, but on the return trip, I didn't even know that they were on board!

I did manage to stop one FA on her way to the rear of the cabin to ask for a drink to wash down 2 Panadine Forte, and was told that they had closed off sales and walked off!! No mention at all of maybe would a bottled water or similar do...

I must say, Scandanavian were fantastic as with JAL!

[Matt_L]

SIA slogan is "a great way to fly".
Just a quick side note.

[Nicholas Togias]

lol nice one!

[Grant Smith]

Originally Posted by Matt_L

SIA slogan is "a great way to fly".
Just a quick side note.

You obviously haven't been around all that long Matt... The original joke is probably older than you are...

[Jamie D]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Robert Zweck]

This one is at least 30 years old...